Saturday, June 28, 2008

My Not So Favorite Things

Lately several of my friends having been mentioning their least favorite things and pet peeves. I try not to dwell on my least favorite things too much, but every now and again I like to stop and catalogue my least favorite things, just so I know that if something is only mildly irritating and not on this list, I should have a less severe negative reaction, so here it goes:
1-one word text messages. examples- oh, ok, k, lol, :(, :), etc.
2-denim on denim (you and me whit, we're fighting a holy war against this)
3-the sound of a broom sweeping a driveway
4-the texture of car interior fabrics
5-snakes (and travis telling me that he will one day put one in my bed)
6-global warming and the needless deaths of many polar bears
7-people assuming i like all foreign films and them thinking I am always in the mood to watch one.
8-richard gere
9-people who think that every poem they write is worthy of publishing
10-guys who think that playing the guitar makes them deep and attractive.
11-slow utah drivers

that's it, my list. I'm afraid the monkey king has to wait a while longer. that one takes some drafting.

6 comments:

Kalex said...

cool

Kalex said...

Also...I was driving our Hummer around the neighborhood (for fun) and made Alex promise to take guitar, so he becomes more attractive.

Have you seen the new Italian Gere flick? It's amazing. There's one scary scene with snakes, but don't worry...they're just the benign kind...like one Travis would put in your bed.

racetri.com said...

no kidding... it's not like the snake I am going to put in there is poisonous?

duh.

Just big, long, and creepy.

Lauren! said...

1-I hate one-word texts as well. Really. Thank you for wasting my money and time.
2-denim on denim- of course.
6-global warming and the needless deaths of many polar bears- global warming is a farce to unnecessarily glorify uneducated, unqualified limousine liberals like Al Gore and waste taxpayers money.
9-people who think that every poem they write is worthy of publishing- seriously. Can we cut down on the self-expression? There's a bit too much of it floating around.
10-guys who think that playing the guitar makes them deep and attractive- guys who play the guitar are ALWAYS attractive. I don't care if he looks like Cyrano de Bergerac, as soon as his fingers touch the strings, he might as well be James Dean.

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